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Students Today, Leaders Forever organizes 5k run to raise money for soldier charity

The campus leadership group Students Today, Leaders Forever (STLF) held their first Hero Run on Saturday, September 13 in order to raise funds for the Wounded Warrior Project, a charitable organization that provides assistance to injured service members.

Just Ask Jevne!

Dear Jevne,
Everyone calls me cute but I want to be sexy, beautiful, hot.  HELP.

Everyone is beautiful in one way or another.  There’s nothing wrong with being cute, but if you want to up your game, why not try out things that you find sexy or beautiful?  If you portray yourself as something, most likely you will be it.  A wonderful friend of mine always says “Fake it, til you make it”… not that you’re “faking it,” but don’t be afraid to take what you want.

Upcoming Events

Four on the Floor Brass Quartet
7:30pm @ HFA Recital Hall
Friday the 31st

Symphonic Winds Concert
2:15pm @ HFA Recital Hall
Sunday the 2nd

French Film Festival
7:00pm @ Edson
Monday the 3rd

Sustainability Forum
6:00pm @ Cow Palace
Tuesday the 4th

Commercial Tobacco Ban Forum
6:00pm @ Cow Palace
Wednesday the 5th

"Bent" - Theatre Production
7:30pm @ Black Box
Thursday the 6th

Morris Theatre

Playing through Thursday, April 24

Friday & Saturday 7:00 & 9:00 PM
Sunday 2:00 PM
Nightly-Sunday through Thursday 7:00 PM

G 1:41 20th Century Fox

Tickets for the Morris Theatre can be purchased at the information Desk (Higbies) in the Student Center for five dollars.


Friday Apr 4:

Tennis - Men & Women
@ University of Northwestern
1 p.m.

Bethany Lutheran College
3 p.m.

Tennis - Men & Women
@ Bethany Lutheran College
4 p.m.

Saturday Apr 5:
Bethany Lutheran College (DH)
12 p.m. & 2:30 p.m.

University of Northwestern
12 p.m.

Track & Field - Men & Women
Hamline Invite
12 p.m.

North Central University
4 p.m.

Sunday Apr 6:
Tennis - Men & Women
College of St. Scholastica
11 a.m.

Northland College
12 p.m.

College of St. Scholastica
2 p.m.

Tuesday Apr 8:
Crown College (DH)
1 p.m. & 3:30 p.m.

Martin Luther College (DH)
3 p.m. & 5 p.m.

A&E > >

UMMy's Return for the Ninth Year

The UMMys make a much appreciated comeback this year after the previous festival was canceled due to lack of submissions. This year, seven films were entered into the contest and allowed the UMMy judges to award a full range of awards, including a special award presented to a film of unique artistic merit. Unfortunately, the festival was missing the short film category (which happens from year to year). Although my memory of the film order may be faulty, the content stuck surprisingly well.

Op-Ed > >

Goodbyes worth more than handshakes, hugs, and kisses

I should be happier that it’s spring, but it has always been a bittersweet season for me. The color returns to nature, the wind doesn’t freeze your cheeks, and the bunnies and squirrels come out to play (and then proceed to run away from your attempts to love them.) However, there is a tinge of sadness to this fantastical, visceral, pleasant season. As much as spring is a warm and welcoming season, it is also a season of farewells.

Sports > >

Cougars UMAC Conference Champions

For the final series of Upper Midwest Athletic Conference (UMAC) play, the Cougars hit the road for southern Minnesota to take on the Bethany Lutheran Vikings and the Martin Luther Knights. Winning one or both of the games would set the Cougars up for sole possession of the UMAC Championship and a first place seed going into playoffs.

Variety > >

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KT Lindemann
Managing Editor
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News Editor
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Sports Editor
Will Benson
Variety Editor
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Head Copy Editor
Julie Arhelger
Photo Editor
Ashley Dial
Graphics Editor
Dan Stoterau
Online Editor
Max Marti
Eboy Badgie
Lexy Johnson
Chief Assistant
Joey Daniewicz
Managing Assistant
Sam Fettig

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